You'll never believe it but the story of Sarah and Erica is true, true, true (names changed, of course, to protect identities). Wondering how it ended up?
Sarah couldn't believe that the well-marked receptacle in front of her wasn't her beloved herbie-curbie.
"Its okay honey," Erica told her, chuckling under her breath. "Just clean it up and take it back to it's owner."
"But Erica, its permanent marker!" Sarah growled.
"No problem," she smiled. "We have a fresh can of Goo-B-Gone in the garage."
"Whew!" Sarah relaxed for a moment, happy to know she could erase the hand-written address from the can. Then she recoiled, fear striking her like the lightning-fast firing of synapses erasing her memory. Eyes wide, she looked at Erica and said, "I forgot where I took it from."
That's the true story. To this day, the clean trash can still resides at Sarah and Erica's house waiting to be returned to its owner. Sarah drives up and down each of the surrounding streets at least once each day hoping to jog her memory, and Erica, well, Erica is still laughing.
Have a wonderful weekend everyone!
Until Monday, I remain Unstoppable
I KNEW IT!!!
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you didn't get this idea from my husband??
He's still laughing at some of the stuff I've done too!